Grumpy Old Fan
From YearOfTheTeledu
| This is a Scheduled Programme Item |
| Day: Friday |
| Time: 10pm |
| Duration: 1 Hours |
| Location: Knighton |
| Named Organiser: Chris |
An open-mike, chain reaction, bile-filled, rant-fest.
The rules are simple.
1) You are not allowed to say anything positive about the topic
2) You may not stop talking or go off topic
3) You can tag anyone in the audience to take your place when you run out of things to say
4) When no one has anything else to say, we change the topic
Each topic will be timed so that we can discover what Fandom hates the most.
Topics
| Trailers for next week's episode at the end of the current episode | People who don't use spoiler warnings | Fanzines | People who talk about house prices |
| Tony Blair | Tabloid Journalism | Sci-Fi | Religion |
| Men | Women | Public Transport | Cars |
| The Environment and Environmental Campaigners | Exercise | Fan Funds | Everyone else in the room |
| Harry Potter | Soap Operas | Furries | Media Fans |
| Shopping | People who misuse apostrophes | Facebook / Twitter / MySpace / Life Journal | Drivers who listen to bad music very loud with the windows down |
| Cyclists | Chavs | Out of Town Shopping Centres | Tescos |
| Dieters | Poets | Buskers | Water Features, Decking and gardening in general |
| Pets | Children | Teenagers | Drunks |
| People who take shit too seriously | Radio 4 - Any Answers, Money Box Live, You & Yours, Mora Maze etc | Reality TV shows | Spam / Junk Mail / Cold Calling Salespeople |
| People who butcher the English language, e.g. use the word "Wellness" | Recruitment Consultants | Town Planners | Fashion |
| Fervent Ex-Smokers | Panel Items | Dr Who Assistants | Railway companies who don't tell their passengers what's going on |
